Isaac, have you been drinking a lot of beer while I’ve been at work?
No. <<big smile>>
You’re lying. The house is clean and it looks like you vacuumed.
Yeah, I cleaned! And I sent a ton of important emails and texts AND did some schoolwork. Do you think I could do all of those things if I had a lot of beers?
Now I know you’re lying. Those are the exact things you do when you have been drinking.
Okay, you’re right. Well this just isn’t fair.
The Other Courtney 
hahaaa!! now i’m in love with BOTH of you….
ummm…this is beth lautieri, btw…not some weirder stalker. or am i? 😉
hahahahah not a weird stalker, definitely not 🙂 Glad you clarified though! I would have been like uhhhhh, okay justpleasedontmakelampshadesoutofus?