Isaac, have you been drinking a lot of beer while I’ve been at work?
No. <<big smile>>
You’re lying. The house is clean and it looks like you vacuumed.
Yeah, I cleaned! And I sent a ton of important emails and texts AND did some schoolwork. Do you think I could do all of those things if I had a lot of beers?
Now I know you’re lying. Those are the exact things you do when you have been drinking.
Okay, you’re right. Well this just isn’t fair.