Isaac, have you been drinking a lot of beer while I’ve been at work?

No. <<big smile>>

You’re lying. The house is clean and it looks like you vacuumed.

Yeah, I cleaned! And I sent a ton of important emails and texts AND did some schoolwork. Do you think I could do all of those things if I had a lot of beers? 

Now I know you’re lying. Those are the exact things you do when you have been drinking.

Okay, you’re right. Well this just isn’t fair.