Isaac: (nudging me awake) Baby, baby wake up. Baby! I was looking at your amazon wishlist and the blanket you want is $50, and it’s really small! Why do you want that? What are you thinking?

Me: (in a half awake grumble) It’s really soft

Isaac: It’s the size of a pillowcase! I’m not getting that for you.

Me: Yeah that’s because it’s a baby blanket. But it’s really soft.

Isaac: I just can’t get that for you, I’m sorry. It won’t even cover your legs. It’s what they swaddle newborn babies in.

And not another word was spoken between us after that. I was held tight by my very worried husband, both of us laughing hysterically into a pitch black room.