I wont read your blog if you use a theme with a black background. Even if it’s good writing, I just can’t do it. The eyes, they burn!

I also don’t usually follow blogs with the “Ever After” theme. I know you’re not supposed to judge a book by its cover, buuuuut I just don’t like it. Sorry I’m not sorry.

I have a not-so-secret infatuation with my dentist, and everyone who works at the office. I love the entire staff and last year I even brought them pumpkin muffins when I went in to get a sore tooth looked at. They are the nicest people ever and make you feel like family. My awkward crush on my older, married dentist? Isaac approves of it, so I’ll keep it up. There’s something about nice doctors that just reels me in. I have had so many bad experiences with doctors so when I get a fantastic one, I kind of fall in love. Again, sorry I’m not sorry. At least it makes going to the dentist not too terrible 😉

There are some days when I think I don’t want kids. I have always wanted kids, and I still know that I do FOR SURE…but sometimes I wonder “what if we didn’t have any?” When I stay in bed until 1pm on Saturday or decide to eat cereal for dinner for a week straight, I think about how different my life would be with kids. I know that when I’m ready, it will be the best thing ever. But for now I’m going to continue sleeping in and being selfish. That’s what early mid late twenties are for, right?

I love doing laundry. I love the whole process, even folding it! I do laundry about 5 days a week. Surprisingly, our water/energy bills aren’t too high.

I can’t sleep without a blanket tucked up under my head/against my face. If there is no blanket available, I’ll use a t-shirt or whatever other soft item I can find. It’s extremely childish, I know, but for some reason I sleep so much better if I’m holding onto something by my face.

I have a serious addiction to seltzer water. Sometimes I’ll drink 3 cans a day, and I wake up craving it.

I love shaving. I know so many women hate the process, but I LOVE it. I look forward to those long showers where I get to take my time shaving. It’s really relaxing and therapeutic for me. I will never get laser hair removal.

I hate western movies. I’ve never seen one that I like except for Shanghai Noon, and I’m pretty sure that doesn’t count.

I’ve gone my whole life thinking I hate grapefruit until yesterday, thanks to my office mate, Kim. I have always tried to eat it like this

It’s been so unsatisfying! But then Kim blew my mind when she told me to eat it like I would eat orange slices:

And I LOVE it!! Makes me wonder what else I may be eating the “wrong way.”

That’s all I’ve got for ya. Happy hump day!