Isaac: UGH gross your new hand soap smells like Desitin
Me: Desitin…the diaper rash cream??
Me: How do you know what Desitin smells like?
Isaac: You know, from when you’re a baby and you have to have diaper rash cream put on you (giving me a look that says DUH)
Me: Ummmm no, I don’t remember having diaper rash cream put on me as a child….are you serious?
Isaac: Well, your soap smells like Desitin and suppositories
Me: Great, thank you
For the record, my newly purchased soap from the farmer’s market does NOT smell like diaper rash cream and suppositories. However I have never smelt the two combined, so maybe Isaac is right. I suddenly have so many questions…
Also, it’s official that I could never be with another man. WHO SAYS THINGS LIKE THAT?! More importantly, why do I love it so much?