Isaac: Can you put the potatoes in the oven in a few minutes while I’m outside grilling the steaks? I’m going to need some help this time
Me: This time?! You’re implying that I never help, that’s mean!
Isaac: Well you always say you’re going to and then you forget
Me: This is the worst date ever
Isaac: This isn’t a date, this is our life
Me: okay so what should I do?
Isaac: Put the potatoes in and then three minutes later put the veggies in the microwave
Me: So…90 seconds after the potatoes are in, put the veggies in?
Me: 240 seconds
Me: 180 seconds
Isaac: Yes. And this is why you always forget. You go Google how many seconds are in three minutes and then start Googling other random questions that pop into your head and you don’t cook the potatoes or the veggies and then when the steaks are done I come inside and cook everything that you were supposed to be doing that whole time
He’s right. I’m the worst wife ever.