Court, is the light bulb in the dining room out or is the light broken?

The light bulb is out, it has been for a few days now.

So you’re just waiting for me to fix it?

Yes.

Just so I’m clear on my duties for the rest of our lives, it is my job to change all light bulbs and kill all insects in the house, right?

No, I’ll change some light bulbs.

Okay so you will change light bulbs for table lamps, and I will change light bulbs for anything that requires reaching?

Yes.

I think we are going to have a beautiful marriage.