Since the release of the video/audio of Donald talking with Billy Bush and bragging about sexually assaulting women, I have had an enjoyable time watching his supporters squirm while trying to excuse his inexcusable actions… All while defending their decision to still give him their votes. I have compiled some of the most popular excuses I’ve come across:

10) “She was asking for it.” Seriously though, did you see that dress? Besides, Melania said it was alright…

9) “At least he tells it like it is.” Unlike Hillary Clinton, that lying whore… It’s way better to be OPEN about being an awful person than it is to be a person who FAKES caring about kids as she tirelessly spends 40 years of her life falsely working in public service.

8) “Bill Clinton said a lot worse than that.” I know this one works, because my kids do it all the time. Me: “Son, why…