Me: There have been a lot of burglaries in the area lately so we definitely need to keep our doors locked

Isaac: Okay. I’ll setup booby traps like in Home Alone

Me: <<laughs>>

Isaac: Alright I put my free weights at the top of the stairs so we can drop them on burglars heads. I also got out my pellet gun, ninja stars, and ranger knife

Me: Oh my word. You were serious