I’m Not Sleepwalking

In the past few months, my sleepwalking has been almost non-existent! I have no idea why. I seem to go through phases where I’ll sleepwalk every night for weeks, and then suddenly stop for a certain period of time. A few nights ago, I broke my “stay in bed and sleep like a normal human…

Check On Me, Okay?

Two nights ago I sleep walked into Isaac’s room. He was in bed working on homework and had papers sprawled out everywhere. Isaac says he could tell I was sleepwalking because I was in my glassy eyed zombie hunchback position. I clutched my stomach and said to him “I’m in pain and I’m scared.” Before…

The Girl Who Cried Spider

When I sleep talk, there are generally 4 topics that I scream/talk about: Spiders Serial Killers My throat closing Saying repeatedly “what? why? what? who? what did you say? why?”  After living together for the past 3 years, Isaac has grown accustomed to me running into his room at 3am and screaming “MY THROAT IS CLOSING…

A Dilemma

Isaac and I have a dilemma on our hands. I Can’t stop sleepwalking into his room and waking him up every single night. I also can’t stop laughing as I’m writing this. What in the world?! It’s like in the past two weeks my subconscious has tapped into the fact that I am not confined…

Who Is She?

Over the past few months I have been the source of some pretty intense nightmares for Isaac. On more than once occasion I have sat up in my sleep and started talking about an unnamed woman. I will say things like “how did she get down there? How did she get so far under there?”…

The Night Dialer

Today I have been trying to think of the most embarrassing sleepwalking/talking adventure I have ever had. There was the time I was in second grade that my new friend Chloe had asked me to sleepover. Chloe was probably a little surprised when I got up in the middle of the night, walked straight to her…

Salsa Dreams

Lately I have had a lack of “sleep story” entries; my sleep talking has almost been non-existent! Maybe Ken was right, the more I write down the occurrences the less they happen. So here’s the scenario: Isaac was playing Angry Birds in bed and I sat up and said “WHAT are you doing?!” He replied…

The Intruder

Marathon, FL. One night, Isaac decided that after a long day’s work at the Dolphin Research Center, he was going to go play poker with some buddies. Staying true to form (and taking after my mother), I got in bed about the same time his night was just getting started. About an hour and a…

Flash Flood

Last year sometime I had an extremely vivid dream that my room was flooding. It was so real I could feel the chill of the water as it rose up my legs and could hear the waves crashing into my furniture. I woke up the next morning and everything in my room that had previously…

The Hamburgler

In 2008, Isaac and  I shared a home with another couple named Christina and Michael.  One night the four of us decided  to grill some burgers and hot dogs and enjoy them while watching the beautiful Florida Keys sun set. After devouring our feast, we all started making our way towards bed. Isaac cleaned up…