Isaac look at this picture of my friend’s potential wedding dress. Do you like it, I mean from a guy’s perspective? Uhh, yeah sure (walks away). That’s it?? “Yeah sure?” Yeah. You asked from a guy’s point of view, so that’s what you get. Dangit, you’re absolutely right.
Me: I’m so tired, I’ve been sleep walking every single night. I keep waking up in my bathroom or just wandering around my room. Isaac: I know, I’ve heard you talking and running around a lot. Last night I heard singing coming from your room so I peeked in and you were laying there sound asleep,…
Isaac: UGH gross your new hand soap smells like Desitin Me: Desitin…the diaper rash cream?? Isaac: YES Me: How do you know what Desitin smells like? Isaac: You know, from when you’re a baby and you have to have diaper rash cream put on you (giving me a look that says DUH) Me: Ummmm no,…
Isaac: I really wish you would put pictures in the frames on your wall Me: Why? Isaac: It’s just weird, it’s been almost a year. You’re not nesting Me: I have totally nested, look at the rest of my room! Anyway, I kind of like the people in the frame now. I’m used to them,…
Me: There have been a lot of burglaries in the area lately so we definitely need to keep our doors locked Isaac: Okay. I’ll setup booby traps like in Home Alone Me: <<laughs>> Isaac: Alright I put my free weights at the top of the stairs so we can drop them on burglars heads. I…
I had just walked in the door at 10:30pm Isaac: Is that salad in the fridge for me? Me: No, that’s my lunch for tomorrow Isaac: Oh, I ate some chicken and peppers out of it Me: Isaac! Isaac: What?! I thought you made me dinner and left it in the fridge. I also thought…
Me: how’s that rum you got? Isaac: great actually, I really like it Me: oh good. What are you drinking it with? Isaac: ice Aaaaaand we’re officially on vacation! I slept 4 of the 5.5 hours it took us to get here, and amazingly I’m still pretty exhausted. SO READY for these next few days…
Me: <<Pick up a card out of the card holder on our table, read it, and put it back>> Isaac: Did that feel weird? Me: Did what feel weird? Isaac: Putting something back where it belongs. He’s lucky he’s cute. And I’m lucky he puts up with my horrible habits.
“Isaac, I’m ashamed of something I did today” “Oh no. Is chocolate the only thing you’ve eaten all day?” “Well, I had chocolate for lunch and dinner, but I did have some Mexican food for breakfast. I just kept eating chocolate bars one after another. I didn’t even take a break between them. Also, how…
Court, is the light bulb in the dining room out or is the light broken? The light bulb is out, it has been for a few days now. So you’re just waiting for me to fix it? Yes. Just so I’m clear on my duties for the rest of our lives, it is my job…
The Other Courtney 