Little Conversations (My Creepy Ballad)

Me: I’m so tired, I’ve been sleep walking every single night. I keep waking up in my bathroom or just wandering around my room.¬† Isaac: I know, I’ve heard you talking and running around a lot.¬†Last night I heard singing coming from your room so I peeked in and you were laying there sound asleep,…

Bad Ideas During (Extra) Emotional Times

1. Go on a 2-hour mission to find the song that you and your dad will dance to at your wedding 2. Make a big cookie cake knowing full well that you will not have the self control to eat “just a little bit of it” 3. Watch sappy animal videos. Especially the ones where…

The Escort

The other night while I was working at my part-time waitressing job, I had the pleasure of serving a man and a young lady we all assumed to be his daughter. He looked to be in his late 50’s and she in her mid 20’s. My first thought when seeing her was “man, I would…